Go forth and...

Go forth...

Well, I am flattered and surprised that you my Honourable Guests and Staff Members brave the January 2019 cold. Meeting-up in the warmth of a Holland'sphere and hear-out Wim's useful high-age findings on my 'Experience Earth.'

Tell us a joke, Wim. Too often, you frown and you are serious.

Oke a joke. Seriously. About the church, which I am about to approach with trembling limbs. One is not expected to to make fun of a church that is old, sacred and one of the the most beautiful and dear happenings on the planet. Yet, it is a hilariously funny situation that puzzles me no end.

Whatever blasphemy comes to mind, Wim. We are sex-oriented.  Relgion is not our forte.

My funny puzzle will be easily understood. This is the situation, the Holy bible comes out quite clearly with:..GO FORTH AND PROCREATE. Quite understandably so, because our bodies have  a system build-in that no-one can get around. C19H28O2 hormon "Testosterone":constant supply.

Oh, oh, we see that coming, Wim. That is all about to-day's headlines: the unmarried priests.

Right on, man. No-one on earth can get around what the Holy bible commands. But our greatest, most beloved church says, it is not for priests. HOWEVER. The church -in my day, would encourage women to have as many babies as they can possibly bare. 

We know the outcome already, Wim. The men go nuts and the women are exhausted.

To use a tennis legend' favorite saying, "you can't be serious." Yes, you cut me off before my punchline. So, the solution is simple. Women-priest. It's the men now, exhausted, facing unsurmountable odds.  

Still comes out as serious, Wim. It's puzzling. Not very funny. May the divine calling that men have result in married men allowed to merrily follow the bible's command. 

Thanks for coming by, people. I wanted the situation printed without prejudice and a reverend bow to the home for everyone, so old, such splendid ceremonies. Bless the brave men. I am out.

See you next week, Wim  We are brave too, spinning on black ice on the way in. It IS cold.



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07.09 | 19:54

Delightful. Contact, nice and gentle makes my Big Day.
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Whether blogs or books, your way with words is both whimsical and interesting. You are a delightful inspiration - please keep writing! Happy Birthday Dad 💝

04.05 | 10:09

Hello. I too would love a copy of the book. I spent many a happy afternoon and evening at Wim in my teens. It was a home away from home.

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